share two joke.
After the exam,
A: "How was the exam?"
B: "It's a mess."
A: "Playing football is so good, why can't you pass the exam?"
B: "Somebody cooperates me in playing football."
an old woman sipped beer for the first time in life.
"so strange " old woman said.
"why does it taste like the medicine my husband has been drinking for twenty years?"